Feeling human again

Hello world! Sorry I’ve been away. I would like to tell you I’ve been up to lots of interesting things but the reality is that I’ve been laying in a dark room in agony for the last 48 hours. I caught a cold over the weekend which by Tuesday had me feeling like I was breathing through a tiny straw, my head was so stuffed up. To make matters worse, the congestion in my sinuses sparked one of the worst sinus headaches I’ve had yet, and they have become a common nuisance in the last 6 months or so. This one was so bad in fact, I think my doctor may be on to something in suspecting these are not really sinus headaches at all, but a variant type of migraine. When I finally broke down to leave the house yesterday in search of some heavy duty drugs, it was an utterly surreal and painful experience, with blinding sunlight, the shakes and general visual “wonkiness”.

However, by this morning I felt things had subsided enough that I could go back to work and now that its the end of the day, I’m quite surprised at how much better I feel.

Hat for Larissa

Simple square hat, for Larissa

The benefits of taking a sick day are that its a good time to catch up on some knitting, when I’m not sleeping. Nothing complicated mind you, which is why this lovely little hat was a perfect project to keep the fingers busy while the head is crashing in on itself.

This hat is a kind of reproduction of sorts. My buddy Larissa has the most adorable square hat the she wears in the winter, with cute little tuffty pom poms at the corner. But she has loved it so much that its falling apart, and so I offered to make her a new one.

Hat for Larissa

Side view

Her original hat didn’t have the ribbed band across the bottom but I had to do it so that it wouldn’t curl. And the tassels on this one are a bit bigger than her hat, but she is totally thrilled and loves it.

This was the easiest hat in the world. I cast on 108 st on 4mm needles with Cascade 220 wool, and worked a double strand for the ribbing – about 9 rows. Then I dropped one of the strands and worked the rest of the hat in stockinette until it measured about 7.5 inches from the bottom. For the closure at the top, I moved half (54) of the stitches onto a second needle and then grafted the two sides together with kitchener stitch. Easy peasy and super cute!

A big hat to fit a big head

My very successful spiral hat with the textured brim inspired a spin-off. Chris has been bugging me forever for a new hat since one I made him a few years ago has stretched out so far that it’s now ginormous. Given that Chris’s head is already off the percentile charts in size for average adult males, that’s saying something.

Chris's textured hat

Isn't that dimple just adorable?

We took a measurement and his head is a whopping 25 inches around! And yes, it’s full of good stuff!

I didn’t really have a pattern for this and I had to call in some help from my friend Michelle, who is fantastic at knitting math and has far more experience than I do. The hat is done in Americo’s Peruvian wool, leftover from the Cobblestone sweater I made for Chris this past spring. The yarn is probably a heavy worsted weight (they don’t really have it labeled), and I worked it using 4.5 mm needles.

The texture is borrowed from MintyFresh’s Roman Earflap Hat, which is in turn from Barbara Walker’s first stitch treasury:

Round 1: *k2, sl1 wyib, k3; repeat from *, end k1.
Round 2: *p2, sl1 wyib, p3; repeat from *, end p1.
Round 3: *sl1 wyib, k3; repeat from *.
Round 4: *sl1 wyib, p3; repeat from *.
Repeat rounds 1–4 to desired hat depth, in this case, about 7 inches.

Chris's textured hat

View from the top

I was kind of stumped with how to deal with the decreases though. I couldn’t decide if I should just seam it somehow, or if there was a way to decrease it and still maintain the texture. I had already had a lot of trouble losing my place (I frogged several rows and still ended up messing up two rows, only noticing them once I was well beyond them, and there was no way I was going to un-knit that far back). The miss-knit rows are barely perceptible so I just let them go.

Michelle helped me figure out what to do. We agreed that it would be simplest to decrease this way: k25, k2tog, k2tog, repeated four times. I did this on each knitted row, reducing each section by two stitches (eg: second decrease row: k23, k2tog, k2tog, repeated four times) all the way to the end. After each decrease I aimed to pick up the texture as best as possible and happily you can barely discern any obvious changes at the decreased spots.

Chris's textured hat

Almost imperceptible mistakes (do you see the lines??)

Anyway, the boy is very pleased with his hat and I must say, he looks awful handsome in it. And he says it’s super warm. Mission accomplished.